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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Squirl: A Site for Collectors

Squirl: A Site for Collectors:
Squirl is the best way to catalog, organize and share your records, movies, books, comic books, stamps, coins, or practically anything else.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Microsoft(R) Firefox | We've Made it Better (parody site)

Clever spoof site to download Internet Explorer version 7, pretty funny stuff.

Microsoft(R) Firefox | We've Made it Better:

Fun at the speed of light.

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

"Banquet Night" - kipling.org.uk

Banquet Night:

"ONCE in so often," King Solomon said,
Watching his quarrymen drill the stone,
"We will club our garlic and wine and bread
And banquet together beneath my Throne,
And all the Brethren shall come to that mess
As Fellow-Craftsmen - no more and no less."

"Send a swift shallop to Hiram of Tyre,
Felling and floating our beautiful trees,
Say that the Brethren and I desire
Talk with our Brethren who use the seas.
And we shall be happy to meet them at mess
As Fellow-Craftsmen - no more and no less."

"Carry this message to Hiram Abif -
Excellent master of forge and mine :-
I and the Brethren would like it if
He and the Brethren will come to dine
(Garments from Bozrah or morning-dress)
As Fellow-Craftsmen - no more and no less."

"God gave the Hyssop and Cedar their place -
Also the Bramble, the Fig and the Thorn -
But that is no reason to black a man's face
Because he is not what he hasn't been born.
And, as touching the Temple, I hold and profess
We are Fellow-Craftsmen - no more and no less."

So it was ordered and so it was done,
And the hewers of wood and the Masons of Mark,
With foc'sle hands of Sidon run
And Navy Lords from the Royal Ark,
Came and sat down and were merry at mess
As Fellow-Craftsmen - no more and no less.

The Quarries are hotter than Hiram's forge,
No one is safe from the dog-whip's reach.
It's mostly snowing up Lebanon gorge,
And it's always blowing off Joppa beach;
But once in so often, the messenger brings
Solomon's mandate : "Forget these things!
Brother to Beggars and Fellow to Kings,
Companion of Princes - forget these things!
Fellow-Craftsmen, forget these things!"

Emblems of Mortality .. rough ashlars the Emblems of Mortality are human bones

"In the Interests of the Brethren" - notes:

[Page 74, lines 1 and 2] Emblems of Mortality .. rough ashlars the Emblems of Mortality are human bones (see also "The Rout of the White Hussars" Plain Tales from the Hills). In Freemasonry the emblems of mortality allude to the death of Hiram Abiff, the architect of the Temple in Jerusalem, who was slain "Three thousand years after the creation of the earth." Rough ashlars are unshaped stones, of which there were also plenty available from ruined buildings on the great battle fronts. They also feature in Freemasonry, where they are described as "immovable jewels" (i.e. they rest on the Wardens' pedestals); the Rough Ashlar, resting on the Junior Warden's pedestal, is described as a rough and unhewn stone, as taken from a quarry, for the entered apprentice to work on with the wooden mall and chisel. The Perfect Ashlar on the Senior Warden's pedestal is a stone of true die or square, fit only to be tried by the square and compass. Ashlar is the Middle English (asheler) from Old French aisselier (Latin axilla).

Shirt for the WoW player in your life - J!NX - Ding! Grats! T-Shirt

J!NX - Ding! Grats! T-Shirt:
Most gamers know the simple joy of leveling. For some, it's a nice pat on the back. For others, it is a reason to live. Regardless of where you fall in the broad spectrum of casual to hardcore gamers, it feels damn good.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

YouTube - Conic - Juggling in a Cone (Preview)

YouTube - Conic - Juggling in a Cone (Preview):

"Greg Kennedy's newest manipulation routine, the juggling of 3, 5 & 7 balls on the inside surface of an 8-foot high inverted cone. Visit www.innovativejuggler.com for more info."

Monday, November 27, 2006

Yoda as a pirate wallpaper (Howstrange.com)

(More about Yoda, from wikipedia)

Standing at 66 cm tall, Yoda is one of the members of the Jedi Council and arguably the wisest and most powerful Jedi of all time, even toward his demise, though the toll of his great age is noticeable (896 BBY [1]4 ABY). Over his lifetime, Yoda trains several notable Jedi, including Count Dooku, Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi (partially, before Qui-Gon Jinn took over with Obi-Wan's training), Ki-Adi-Mundi and eventually Luke Skywalker. (In between here, during the Clone Wars cartoons, he mentions that he trained another one of the leaders on the Jedi Council, Master Oppo Rancisis.) Before the Great Jedi Purge, he had trained almost every Jedi in the Galaxy since he instructed all younglings in the Jedi Temple before they were assigned to a master (c. 800 BBY to 19 BBY).

George Lucas has intentionally kept the name of Yoda's race a secret. (Yoda, Yaddle, and Vandar Tokare are sometimes erroneously referred to as Whills, despite Lucas' insistence that they are not.) In fact, very little is reported of Yoda's life before the events of The Phantom Menace. It is speculated from the Expanded Universe that he achieved the status of Jedi Knight at the age of 50 and the rank of Jedi Master at 100. Following his training, Yoda is said to have spent 100 years in self-imposed solitude, attempting to attain a higher level of understanding of the Force. He was one of the Jedi Masters who ran the mobile academy aboard the starship Chu'unthor circa 200 BBY, leaving the ship's data tapes in the care of one of the natives when the vessel crashed on Dathomir. A strange note is that Yoda was referred to as 367 years old in previews for episode two, and 900 at the end of the saga.

Peter Jackson dropped from ‘The Hobbit’

Peter Jackson dropped from ‘The Hobbit’ - MORE MOVIE NEWS AND FEATURES - MSNBC.com:
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Peter Jackson says he will not be directing a movie based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s novel “The Hobbit” or a planned prequel to “The Lord of the Rings.”

In a letter posted on Theonering.com., Jackson and partner Fran Walsh said an executive from New Line Cinema had called to tell them the studio was moving ahead with “The Hobbit” without him.

“Last week, Mark Ordesky called Ken (Kamins, Jackson’s manager) and told him that New Line would no longer be requiring our services on ‘The Hobbit’ and the LOTR ‘prequel,”’ the 45-year-old New Zealand director wrote. (more)

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Blockbuster signs deal to be exclusive renter for Weinsteins - USATODAY.com:
"The deal teams Blockbuster with movie industry veterans brothers Bob and Harvey Weinstein as it tries to counter an expensive rivalry with Netflix (NFLX) over online rentals, as well as cooling store-based movie rentals.

Bobby, a depiction of Robert Kennedy's final day before being assassinated, starring Anthony Hopkins and Demi Moore, and The Nanny Diaries featuring Scarlett Johansson, are part of the first slate of rentals movies to be exclusively available at Blockbuster.

According to the deal, Blockbuster will have exclusive rental rights over Weinstein Co. theatrical releases and direct-to-video films beginning on Jan. 1. The two companies will share rental revenues for Weinstein Co. titles".  (more)

(via kottke)

World of Warcraft adds new spell: TPS reports - Joystiq

World of Warcraft adds new spell: TPS reports - Joystiq:
A new World of Warcraft commercial started airing on Monday, and it features everyone's favorite anti-cubicle movie, Office Space. It seems that Peter is too busy to talk to Lumbergh, because he's currently pwning in WoW.

How BitTorrent Works - Monkey Bites

How BitTorrent Works
Topic: P2P

"The next time you're at a party and somebody asks you how the BitTorrent protocol works, you could launch into an explanation about seeders, leechers and distributed systems. Or you could run to the nearest computer and fire up this Java applet which illustrates the concept perfectly."

How BitTorrent Works - Monkey Bites

FARK.com: Director Robert Altman dead. Funeral expected to be star-studded, rambling, plot

Robert Altman, the caustic and irreverent satirist behind "M-A-S-H," "Nashville" and "The Player" who made a career out of bucking Hollywood management and story conventions, died at a Los Angeles Hospital, his Sandcastle 5 Productions Company said Tuesday. He was 81.

The director died Monday night, Joshua Astrachan, a producer at Altman's Sandcastle 5 Productions in New York City, told The Associated Press.

The cause of death wasn't disclosed. A news release was expected later in the day, Astrachan said.

A five-time Academy Award nominee for best director, most recently for 2001's "Gosford Park," he finally won a lifetime achievement Oscar in 2006.

"No other filmmaker has gotten a better shake than I have," Altman said while accepting the award. "I'm very fortunate in my career. I've never had to direct a film I didn't choose or develop. My love for filmmaking has given me an entree to the world and to the human condition." (more)

FARK.com: (2428408) Director Robert Altman dead. Funeral expected to be star-studded, rambling, plotless


BRITNEY SPEARS is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with KEVIN FEDERLINE in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant DAVID HANS SCHMIDT has already offered $100 million (GBP55 million) to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the TOXIC singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante NYLA PRICE tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."


Carmella Decesare - Playboy Playmate 2004 (pics)
Anna Kournikova in a Yellow Bikini Plays Crotch Peekaboo
Jessica Alba pics!
NFL cheerleaders bathroom sex (pics)
Babes of the Goose: adriana lima victorias secret christmas 2004
Jessica Alba pics!
Snarky Babes: Danica McKellar (Stuff Magazine)
Anna Kournikova in a yellow bikini plays crotch peekaboo
Chopper babe - Photos of a bikini girl on a motorcycle at Flickr
Yummy! Two Girls Kissing
Hot bikini girl auctions body for ad space on eBay
Team Photo: Sheer Perfection
babesofTheGoose: Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Christmas 2004
daedalsobriquet: so last night i saw motley crue
Scary women of bodybuilding
Yamaha causes 'bumpy irritation'? or "Mama, it burns!!!"
Guy tries to launch bottle rocket from clenched buttcheeks
Twenty Underused Yoga Positions
Hot babe + man boobs = best radio stunt evah!
Black guy's ninja skills are both questionable and painfully funny
White boy rappin': Horrible and funny (mp3s available)
Nympho robot takes political action (stinky Flash anim?)
Hippo eats dwarf
What the hell is wrong with people?!?
Wigger Comix!
Japanese chicks slap the taste from each other's mouths!

My new fighting technique is unstoppable!
Prison Survival Guide
God loves... the gays?
Punch yourself in the face!
When celebrities SNAP: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake battle midget paparazzi!
Biker Fox is ready to come to work!
Stick figure vet loving up on a cow
EA Games management motivational posters
What the hell is wrong with this picture?
Food chain sells 6 lb. hamburger
Spongebob Squarepants pukes!
Who does this baby belong to?
The New Yorker Spins Senate Antics Old Skool

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Britney's deep-dark secrets to be out! - Hindustan Times - 2 hours ago
Spears to leak her own sex tape? - ITV.com - 2 hours ago
Britney parties with Vegas jillionaire - Chicago Sun-Times - Nov 20, 2006

Britney Spears ~ The Official Site

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Friday, November 17, 2006

YouTube - Christians join the War on Christmas

"Have you heard about the War on Christmas? Fox News deserves to be mocked for claiming there was a War on Christmas. We decided to give them the real thing, at www.endchristmas.com. We of course are atheists, however we never expected to get Christian Evangelists joining our War on Christmas. Special thanks to JohnPlex for making this video. Submit your War on Christmas mission video and learn more at EndChristmas.com "

YouTube - Christians join the War on Christmas

Wal-Mart brawl over new Playstation 3 consoles

Welcome to TODAY'S TMJ4 - The NBC Affiliate in Milwaukee, WI - News, Weather, Sports:
WEST BEND - On Thursday morning approximately 50 customers were lined up outside the Wal-Mart in West Bend. The customers were waiting to purchase Sony Playstation 3 game consoles.

At 7 a.m. an assistant manager of Wal-Mart announced to the waiting customers that the store anticipated getting only 10 of the game consoles. The game consoles are first available for sale at 12:01 a.m. this Friday.

The assistant manager explained he was going to put 10 chairs out, and the first 10 customers to get to the chairs would be eligible to purchase the game consoles when they go on sale.

The assistant manager then lined up the 10 chairs outside the store and directed the waiting customers to another area outside.
He then gave a signal for the customers to run to the chairs.

As the customers ran to the chairs a 19-year-old male ran into a pole and struck his head injuring himself. The 19-year old was conveyed to an area hospital where he is being treated.


Brilliant Minds on the Next 50 Years: Instant Expert - science-forecasts - 16 November 2006 - New Sc

Instant Expert: Brilliant Minds Forecast the Next 50 Years

What will be the biggest breakthrough of the next 50 years? As part of our 50th anniversary celebrations we asked over 70 of the world's most brilliant scientists for their ideas.
In coming decades will we: discover that we are not alone in the universe? Unravel the physiological basis for consciousness? Routinely have false memories implanted in our minds? Begin to evolve in new directions? And will physicists finally hit upon a universal theory of everything? In fact, if the revelations of the last 50 years are anything to go on - the internet and the human genome for example - we probably have not even thought up the exciting advances that lay ahead of us.
Delve into those visions of the future by author in the story list of this special report, or navigate forecasts by topic here:
Physical sciences: Chemistry, energy, materials, maths and physics.

Brilliant Minds on the Next 50 Years: Instant Expert - science-forecasts - 16 November 2006 - New Scientist

Biker Fox in the news again, for some reason...

"To many Tulsans, Biker Fox is, to use an '80s catch phrase, totally awesome.
It's definitely more than the dozens of "glamour shots" he posted to his Web site after he lost nearly 90 pounds, helping to earn him a national cult-like status on the Internet."

tulsaworld.com: News

Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71. Seriously. With SFW picture goodness FARK.com: (2420527)

Sorry, she was super hot back in the day, not so much now, photoshopped pics nonwithstanding.

I do love FARK for the comments and extra pic goodness, though.

FARK.com: (2420527) Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71. Seriously. With SFW picture goodness

Encyclopedia Astronautica - Everything you wanted to know about the space race

"What did the US know about Soviet missile and space plans and when did they know it? Fifty years of declassified American National Intelligence Estimates, compared to what we now know was really happening in Soviet programs, make a fascinating study. In some cases, the CIA reports provide additional authoritative information on programs that the Russians are still secretive about. In other cases, we can see where the Americans had quite good inside or deduced information, and where they did not.

Throughout the space race, even when faced with a lack of detailed information, the Americans generally made more realistic assessments of Soviet future accomplishments than the Soviets did themselves. The Americans quite clearly knew that the Soviets were not going to win the moon race (that was the reason Kennedy selected that objective in the first place).In general, they seem to have had little information on the inside details and workings of Soviet programs until the late 1970's, when suddenly such information becomes available. It may be conjectured whether this was due to the availability of crucial human spies, the advent of improved communications intercepts, or just the accumulation of small details until the picture became clear. Whereas they did not know the true configuration of the first Soviet ICBM's and space boosters until several years after they were in service, they had full information on the Buran shuttle and Energia booster before they were even rolled out. Perhaps this last knowledge was derived from debriefings of Jewish space industry workers, who were allowed to leave the Soviet Union in substantial numbers in the 1980's."
(full text)

What did the CIA know and when did they know it?

Roundup of playstation 3 - Google News

PlayStation 3 Debuts to Long Lines
Washington Post, United States - 1 hour ago
AP. NEW YORK -- Days of waiting paid off for Sergio Rodriguez, one of the relatively few able to buy Sony's PlayStation 3 when the coveted console went on sale ...
Playstation 3 Debuts to Long Lines Forbes
Sony launches Playstation 3 in the US TG Daily
PlayStation 3 wait over for some gamers Houston Chronicle
Toronto Star - Forbes
all 636 news articles »
Much-awaited PlayStation 3 makes US debut to long lines, short ...
Boston Herald, United States - 43 minutes ago
By AP. NEW YORK - Die-hard gamers and entrepreneurs shelled out $500 or more for Sony’s new PlayStation 3 as the console made its US debut early Friday. ...
Gamers line up early to purchase new PlayStation 3 Rocky Mount Telegram
Happy campers get PlayStation 3 after they line up overnight Marin Independent-Journal
Pitching A Tent For PlayStation 3 Forbes
Waco Tribune Herald - Syracuse Post Standard
all 29 news articles »

PlayStation 3 comes to San Francisco
CNET News.com, CA - 1 hour ago
... reporter's notebook SAN FRANCISCO--Norm Edwards was so excited at the prospect of buying a PlayStation 3 that he was willing to wait nearly 40 hours to do so ...
Sony to Cut PlayStation 3 US Allocation to 200 Thousand ... X-bit Labs
PlayStation 3 comes to San Francisco ZDNet
The PlayStation 3s arrive CNET News.com
San Jose Mercury News
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freePlaystations.com Offers the New Playstation 3... For Free?!
Playfuls.com, Romania - 4 hours ago
by Dan Nicolae Alexa. This morning freePlaystations.com has added Sony's Playstation 3 (PS3) as their principal product for their members to receive for free. ...
freePlaystations.com Offers the New Playstation 3 PR Web (press release)
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People in line for Playstation 3 robbed in Connecticut
Houston Chronicle, United States - 14 minutes ago
AP. PUTNAM, Conn. — Two armed thugs tried to rob of line of people waiting to buy the new Playstation 3 gaming console early today and shot one who refused to ...
Gaming fevor peaks with PlayStation 3 release Examiner.com
Playstation 3 mania hits Hawai'i Honolulu Advertiser
Avid gamers, entrepreneurs line up for PlayStation 3 The Journal News.com
Worcester Telegram - Los Angeles Daily News
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PlayStation 3: The Gladiator
Toronto Star,  Canada - 4 hours ago
... Sony, are still trying to emulate. With the advent of the PlayStation 3, Sony has upped the ante. PS3 has faster RAM and a bigger ...
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Sony's PlayStation 3 game console debuts in Hong Kong MarketWatch
Sony's PlayStation 3 Debuts in US, Marred by Software Bugs Bloomberg
MSN Money - Reuters
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PlayStation 3 Online Setup Tour
Gizmodo.com, Hungary - 3 hours ago
The PS3's online network is free, save for purchasing games and various other things, so you don't have to set up billing when you sign up. ...
PlayStation 3 Melee Watch: Campers Get Violent Gizmodo.com
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Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards acknowledges staff asked Wal-Mart for Playstation 3

"While the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Sen. Edwards wants to cut to the front," the Wal-Mart statement said.

Edwards acknowledges staff asked Wal-Mart for Playstation 3 | TimesDaily.com | Times Daily | Florence, AL

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Test for quantum "retrocausality" - Going for a blast into the real past

I want to go back to March 13, 1986 and tell myself, "Buy Microsoft!"
""There's a whole zoo of quantum paradoxes out there," Cramer said. "That's part of the reason Einstein hated quantum mechanics."

One of the paradoxes of interest to Cramer is known as "entanglement." It's also known as the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paradox, named for the three scientists who described its apparent absurdity as an argument against quantum theory.

Basically, the idea is that interacting, or entangled, subatomic particles such as two photons -- the fundamental units of light -- can affect each other no matter how far apart in time or space.

'If you do a measurement on one, it has an immediate effect on the other even if they are separated by light years across the universe,' Cramer said. If one of the entangled photon's trajectory tilts up, the other one, no matter how distant, will tilt down to compensate.

Einstein ridiculed the idea as 'spooky action at a distance.' Quantum mechanics must be wrong, the father of relativity contended, because that behavior requires some kind of 'signal' passing between the two particles at a speed faster than light.

This is where going backward in time comes in. If the entanglement happens (and the experimental evidence, at this point, says it does), Cramer contends it implies retrocausality. Instead of cause and effect, the effect comes before the cause. The simplest, least paradoxical explanation for that, he says, is that some kind of signal or communication occurs between the two photons in reverse time.

It's all incredibly counterintuitive, Cramer acknowledged.

But standard theoretical attempts to deal with entanglement have become a bit tortured, he said. As evidence supporting quantum theory has grown, theorists have tried to reconcile the paradox of entanglement by basically explaining away the possibility of the two particles somehow communicating.

'The general conclusion has been that there isn't really any signaling between the two locations,' he said. But Cramer said there is reason to question the common wisdom." (full article)
(via cynical-c)

University receives lost Louis Riel poem - Metafilter - globeandmail.com

From the text of the poem, I wonder if he was trying to
shame his jailer or gain some advantage.

"Let virtue be our soul's food'

A poem and introduction written by Louis Riel for his jailer about three weeks before Riel was hanged for treason.
Robert Gordon! I beg your pardon for so having kept you waiting after some poor verses of mine. You know, my English is not fine. I speak it; but only very imperfectly.

The snow,

Which renders the ground all white,

From heaven, comes here below:

Its pine frozen drops invite us all

To white -- keep our thoughts and our acts,

So that when our bodies do fall,

Our merits, before God, be facts.

How many who, with good desires,

Have died and lost their souls to fires?

Good desires kept unpractic'd

Stand, before God, unnotic'd.

O Robert, let us be fond

Of virtue! Virtues abound

In every sort of good,

Let virtue be our soul's food.

Louis (David) Riel Oct. 27, 1885 Regina Jail

(via metafilter)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Soot Skulls - Wooster Collective: Alexandre Orion Cleans The Tunnels of Sao Paulo

Wooster Collective: Alexandre Orion Cleans The Tunnels of Sao Paulo:
Alexandre Orion’s latest project is creating art by scraping the exhaust soot from the walls of Sao Paulo’s tunnels

KFC targets extraterrestrials with huge logo. Great Wall of China shakes head in disgust.

Yeah, that's retarded.

KFC targets extraterrestrials with huge logo - Yahoo! News:
The KFC Corp. on Tuesday launched a rebranding campaign with an 87,500 square-foot image of Colonel Sanders in the Nevada desert which the company says makes Kentucky Fried Chicken the world's first brand visible from space.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Hyperactive - Lasse Gjertsen VideoSift (YouTube)

""Drumsolo" using only a camcorder, my mouth and what looks like timeconsuming editing, but it really wasn't, haha, it took me a day in total :P NO IT'S NOT PROPER BEATBOXING, I KNOW. But that wasn't my aim either, Jesus Crist.

Hyperactive - Lasse Gjertsen VideoSift

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Percentage of Chart Which Resembles Pac-Man

Amazon.com: Playing With Fire: Music: Kevin Federline

I love some of the reviews on Amazon for K-Fed's new album.  I have seen bloody stool samples get better press.

So bad your soul will ache., November 1, 2006
Reviewer:Jikal (Poplar Bluff, MO United States) - See all my reviews
The sheer cacophony that this album exhudes is a declaration of war against all which is good and pure in this world. Skies will rain blood, virgins will be spontaneously defiled, and there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

The drum machines in this necronomicon of pain are wrought from the realm of Baalzebub himself, their metallic drone bores holes within the eardrums - sweet mercy comes from this.

The unholy union between K-Fed and music television will ensure that this demon seed is poured forth upon the masses, burning them with unescapable torment.

It must be stopped.

Amazon.com: Playing With Fire: Music: Kevin Federline

David Bernal - Elsewhere - hip hop popping and breaking Kollaboration 2001

David is the third guy in the video. I saw this years ago, still think he is amazing.


Online Media

VW GTI Golf Commercial, Featuring Bboy Crumbs, Jay Walker and Elsewhere as Gene Kelly

Elsewhere's Oye Magazine Interview with video clip

Slurpee Commercial.mov (offline)

Kollaboration 2003.wmv

Kollaboration 2001.wmv (third dancer)

Elsewhere2.avi (offline)

Elsewhere.avi (offline)

Name: David Bernal

Date of Birth: 8/2/79

Location: Santa Ana, CA.

Dancing Since: 1996

Meaning of "Elsewhere": 1) Reference to the state of disconnection I experience while dancing. When I focus on my movements to the point that I become oblivious to my physical setting, I am mentally elsewhere. 2) The direction I attempt to push my style.

Reasons for Dancing: 1) addicted to it - it has become a compulsive habit to bust everywhere and under any circumstance 2) the feeling - physically and mentally liberating 3) artistic outlet - satisfies the innate human aspiration to be creative 4) music - some sounds are impossible not to move to 5) freaking people out - satisfies my innate aspiration to be uncanny 6) exercise - it's more fun than jogging

tortoise: wooden puzzles from Hokkaido, Japan

I love Engrish.

"These wood puzzlea are come from Hokkaido, north part of Japan. You could enjoy it with feeling wood itself!"

tortoise: wooden puzzle

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