Amazon.com: Playing With Fire: Music: Kevin Federline

I love some of the reviews on Amazon for K-Fed's new album.  I have seen bloody stool samples get better press.

So bad your soul will ache., November 1, 2006

Reviewer:

Jikal (Poplar Bluff, MO United States) - See all my reviews

The sheer cacophony that this album exhudes is a declaration of war against all which is good and pure in this world. Skies will rain blood, virgins will be spontaneously defiled, and there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

The drum machines in this necronomicon of pain are wrought from the realm of Baalzebub himself, their metallic drone bores holes within the eardrums - sweet mercy comes from this.

The unholy union between K-Fed and music television will ensure that this demon seed is poured forth upon the masses, burning them with unescapable torment.

It must be stopped.

Amazon.com: Playing With Fire: Music: Kevin Federline