Prison Survival Guide

Avoid anyone offering to “take you under their wing” or help you out. Generally, they are booty bandits, or Jailhouse pimps running a well thought out and practiced game against you.

After reading the article, I think someone should provide first time prisoners with 'A New Inmate's Primer', where they can find answers to such perplexing issues as:

- Does Billy the Skinhead Racist Really Like Me?
- Quality Shanks in Your Spare Time.
- VD and You.
- Tossing Salad: Chris Rock Made it Sound So Funny.
- How Fast Can You Run?
- Why Did I Just Get That Beatdown?
- No Means No: How to Avoid Getting Your Candy Ass Tapped Like a Fresh Keg.

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