Billboard Seeks Wife for Utah Bachelor, 31 - Yahoo! News

"'I'm Lance, Let's go out!' reads the billboard on an interstate near Lindon, about 40 miles south of Salt Lake City.

'It kind of came out of discussions we had, that Lance is such a good guy but not married,' said Morgan Lynch, CEO of LogoWorks, where Archibald is the director of marketing. 'Someone threw out the idea of getting a billboard.'

So why the concern over Archibald's marital status? As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, whose members typically marry in their early 20s, the 31-year-Archibald is approaching the male-equivalent of an 'old maid.'

Friends say they're not sure what the Brigham Young University graduate and former Mormon missionary is looking for but tease 'it's taking a little longer than usual for a guy with these credentials.'" (more at link)

Maybe he's a bit on the freaky side. Mr. Creepy originally wanted the billboard to read "I'm Lance, Lets go out! I promise to roughly choke you out!", but his friends must've talked him into opting for the shortened phrase.

It's all about the marketing, bebe.
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