Ohio governor (R) to enter plea in ethics case, vows to masturbate violently in public if convicted

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"COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Charged with ethics violations, Ohio Gov. Bob Taft was expected to enter a plea Thursday and apologize, wrapping up the case less than 24 hours after it was filed, two top state leaders said.

Senate President Bill Harris and House Speaker Jon Husted, fellow Republicans, wouldn't be specific Thursday about whether Taft would plead guilty or no contest. But Husted said the plea would resolve the case, which would rule out a plea of innocent." (more at link)