Anarchist Vampire - Hip-hop white boy undead superstar! With sound clips!

Here's how a friend of mine described this joker in an email:

"What do you get when you cross hip-hop, dracula, some Nebraska white kid, dollar store Halloween makeup, and the delivery of a ninth-grader reading his poetry homework in English class? "

The link to his front page shows a pic of this guy being all spooky. Whoa. Slow your roll there, Nosferatu, don't bust a blood vessel sticking that tongue out.

There are also 8 deliciously awful sound clips on the front page and (as a bonus) an 'Anarchist Vampire Live Chat' area.

See, if he was on top of his game, he could have called it 'Anarchist Vampire Undead Chat', but he's got too much going on to be that clever.
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