The Boy Who Pierced His Labia

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originally uploaded by snarkyspot.

'Uh...you want your WHAT pierced?'

'My labia,' I said, acting too-cool-for-this-world.

Mystified, the clerk began to laugh a little as it dawned on him that I was the one here who had no clue what was going on. 'Buddy,' he said, laughing, 'are you sure you HAVE one of those?'

Again, in a situation like this, a normal, rational person would have simply said 'oh...I guess not,' or 'I think so...what is it, again?' or hell, even just walked out.

But no. I had to lean forward, assume an expression that indicated that I was obviously trying to communicate with a retarded kid who didn't speak english, grab both eyebrows, and WHILE MANUALLY WIGGLING THEM half-shout 'Of COURSE I do! I have TWO!'

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