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Monday, July 11, 2005

When is Jesus coming?

What an Opportunity for Your Congregation!

Tell us the time and place of Our Savior's Second Coming and win one million dollars for your church or synagogue! A certified check for that amount now lies in a safe deposit box at one of America's most trusted financial institutions.

The check will be presented to the house of worship of the person who submits the premonition closest to the actual time Jesus returns to the earth in corporeal form, as certified by our Distinguished Interfaith Panel and the Price Waterhouse Corporation. Enter now!



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