Tonya Harding Website
I would say bad. -preach
I woke up last night with my flaccid penis stuck to my inner thigh with a healthy coating of dried semen. This is not the first time this has happened when I have fallen asleep watching my home recorded tapes of the Olympics. Let me explain to you my dream.
I’m aimlessly driving around when I see a man on the side of the street selling maps to stars homes. I purchased one and looked through trying to choose who I would rape‚ when I came across Tonya Hardings name and the address to her trailer. I thought about this and without realizing it began subconsciously fingering my anus. I realized what I was doing and stopped‚ not because I didn’t like it but because there were children present. Then I got in my Volkswagon Bug and began my journey.
I sat in my automobile a safe distant from Tonya’s trailer until dark‚ watching her various gentleman visitors come and go. When I felt the time was right I snuck up to her trailer and peaked in the window to make sure she was all alone. She was alone‚ sitting on her couch with a freshly opened 24 pack of Natural Ice watching her relatives run–ins with the law on Cops. I snuck to her door‚ pulled out my switchblade‚ and cut through her screen door.
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