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Our Goal - To Become Internet Millionaires - We Can't Do this without You!

Our Plea To you.

Have you ever had your DREAMS crushed? Has life not gone the way you planned?

Us too!

We will not give up. I plea with everyone, Never Give Up! Never let your dream die. You can do it and so can we.

We are two people who are trying our best to become Millionaires. Our current day Job’s are just not cutting it. Like everyone else in this world we want better. We want more out of life. We have taken all the right steps to achieving success. Be good, study hard, go to college, and get a “Job”. What a crock for life’s success plan. Why do they tell us to do this? It is apparent all the “Bad” and trouble makers are the successful ones. Is it because they have no morals, or because they don’t care about anyone or anything? Life as with everyone always has a cruel and twisted way of torturing us, keeping us from achieving success.

Statistics have proven well for achieving success through the internet. This page is the best we can do, We are not computer savvy, but we thought we would give it a shot using humor, hopefully making you laugh.

Do you feel like life is not what you expected, not as you pictured as a child? Harder to be successful than you thought? So do we.

With this site you can take the SATISFACTION of knowing you are DIRECTLY helping two people fulfill the dreams of everyone. We accept all donations $1 to Millions. Yes, we want to “Party like Rock Stars." Live a “Good” life. Be Famous, kick back on our yacht and with your help we can do this. Please help,

Please donate to this Awesome cause, The charity for Life cause.

Thank you for your kind support and generous donation!

Ralphy and Shorty

Be a Part of our Dream - Rags to Riches, The Internet Way!!
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