@ snarkyspot, we continue to get mail
Just received this scam email from Mr. Mike Robert G. Read it and then I will cover some reasons why Mike Robert G. is not a very good grifter.
“DEAR, GOOD DAY.I KNOW THIS MAIL WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISEE CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NOT KNOWN EACH OTHER NOR HAD ANY FORMAL DISCUSSION BEFORE.I GOT YOUR CONTACT AS I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEARCHING FOR A RELIABLE PERSON TO ASSIST ME.MY NAME IS MIKE ROBERT GUEI. THE SON OF FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE COTE D"IVOIRE GEN.ROBERT GUEI WHO WAS MURDERED BY THE REBELS ON THE 19th SEPT.2002 DURING A COUP ATTEMPT.AFTER THE TRAGIC INCIDENT I RAN TO DAKAR-SENEGAL FOR SAFTY.BECAUSE LAST YEAR MY LATE FATHER DEPOSITED THE SUM OF$9,000,000:00 US DOLLARS.(NINE MILLION US DOLLARS) IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN DAKAR-SENEGAL WITH MY NAME AS NEXT OF KIN.FURTHERMORE, I HAVE ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT COVERS THE DEPOSITED FUND WITH ME HERE IN DAKAR-SENEGAL AND ALL WILL BE FAX TO YOU. I AM LOOKING FOR A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON TO ASSIST ME WITH THE FOLLOWING BELOW:(i)TO ASSIST ME WITH A TRUSTWORTHY ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFEREE TO.(ii)TO ASSIST ME AND INVEST THE FUND IN PROFITABLE BUSINESS AND START A NEW LIFE. I HOPE YOU WILL TRUST TO ASSIST ME AS YOUR FRIEND OR YOUR BROTHER,IF SO THANKS BE TO GOD BECAUSE WITH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU.YOUR URGENT REPLY WILL BE APPRECIATED.THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS YOURS,MIKE ROBERT G.”
1. Stop typing to me in all caps motherfucker.
2. Dear, Good Day is not an accepted greeting in my country.
3. Grammar, grammar, grammar…oh, and spelling.
4. Never trust a man with two first names.
My response:
A very big dear good day to you too,
I am, if nothing else, trustworthy. If you would be so kind as to fax all of the information to me I would be more than willing to give you my account numbers so that you could rob me blind. I have been looking for quite some time for someone to come along and cleverly scam me out of my life savings and you Mike Robert G. are that lucky person.
Steven John, K.
“DEAR, GOOD DAY.I KNOW THIS MAIL WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISEE CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NOT KNOWN EACH OTHER NOR HAD ANY FORMAL DISCUSSION BEFORE.I GOT YOUR CONTACT AS I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEARCHING FOR A RELIABLE PERSON TO ASSIST ME.MY NAME IS MIKE ROBERT GUEI. THE SON OF FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE COTE D"IVOIRE GEN.ROBERT GUEI WHO WAS MURDERED BY THE REBELS ON THE 19th SEPT.2002 DURING A COUP ATTEMPT.AFTER THE TRAGIC INCIDENT I RAN TO DAKAR-SENEGAL FOR SAFTY.BECAUSE LAST YEAR MY LATE FATHER DEPOSITED THE SUM OF$9,000,000:00 US DOLLARS.(NINE MILLION US DOLLARS) IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN DAKAR-SENEGAL WITH MY NAME AS NEXT OF KIN.FURTHERMORE, I HAVE ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT COVERS THE DEPOSITED FUND WITH ME HERE IN DAKAR-SENEGAL AND ALL WILL BE FAX TO YOU. I AM LOOKING FOR A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON TO ASSIST ME WITH THE FOLLOWING BELOW:(i)TO ASSIST ME WITH A TRUSTWORTHY ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFEREE TO.(ii)TO ASSIST ME AND INVEST THE FUND IN PROFITABLE BUSINESS AND START A NEW LIFE. I HOPE YOU WILL TRUST TO ASSIST ME AS YOUR FRIEND OR YOUR BROTHER,IF SO THANKS BE TO GOD BECAUSE WITH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU.YOUR URGENT REPLY WILL BE APPRECIATED.THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS YOURS,MIKE ROBERT G.”
1. Stop typing to me in all caps motherfucker.
2. Dear, Good Day is not an accepted greeting in my country.
3. Grammar, grammar, grammar…oh, and spelling.
4. Never trust a man with two first names.
My response:
A very big dear good day to you too,
I am, if nothing else, trustworthy. If you would be so kind as to fax all of the information to me I would be more than willing to give you my account numbers so that you could rob me blind. I have been looking for quite some time for someone to come along and cleverly scam me out of my life savings and you Mike Robert G. are that lucky person.
Steven John, K.
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