Skeleton Warrior Died Last Year, Why Didn't I See This On CNN?

"Sometime between February 14th and 15th, the entertainment world lost one of its brightest stars. Police were summoned to the Malibu Beach home of Skeleton Warrior, only to find him floating in the pool, dead."

Wow, how tragic. He led such a full, rich life. I was sure that it would have been osteoporosis that did him in.

Here are some more tribute links to Skeleton Warrrior's memory:
TailorsToday waxes philosophical
Plurp! on "Uncle Skelty" (near the bottom of the page)

(ripped from My Life as an American Gladiator: No-one Can Eat Five Hundred Bees)