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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Evil Hawking!


(click pic for larger Maniacal Genius)

(replicated from b3ta)
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Other popular links at Snarkyspot:

Chopper babe - Photos of a bikini girl on a motorcycle at Flickr
Yummy! Two Girls Kissing
Hot bikini girl auctions body for ad space on eBay
Team Photo: Sheer Perfection
Babes of the Goose: adriana lima victorias secret christmas 2004
daedalsobriquet: so last night i saw motley crue
Scary women of bodybuilding
Yamaha causes 'bumpy irritation'? or "Mama, it burns!!!"
Anna Kournikova in a yellow bikini plays crotch peekaboo
Guy tries to launch bottle rocket from clenched buttcheeks
Twenty Underused Yoga Positions
Hot babe + man boobs = best radio stunt evah!
Black guy's ninja skills are both questionable and painfully funny
White boy rappin': Horrible and funny (mp3s available)
Nympho robot takes political action (stinky Flash anim?)
Hippo eats dwarf
What the hell is wrong with people?!?
Wigger Comix!
Japanese chicks slap the taste from each other's mouths!

My new fighting technique is unstoppable!
Prison Survival Guide
God loves... the gays?
Punch yourself in the face!
When celebrities SNAP: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake battle midget paparazzi!
Biker Fox is ready to come to work!
Stick figure vet loving up on a cow
EA Games management motivational posters
Food chain sells 6 lb. hamburger
Spongebob Squarepants pukes!
Who does this baby belong to?
The New Yorker Spins Senate Antics Old Skool
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Fred Reflects Upon His Wild Bachelor Lifestyle


(click image for larger eye gouging leg whiteness)

(Note: I have no idea what his name is, I dub him 'Fred')

(sifted from foundphotos)

David S. Bennahum: Abolishing the Electoral College



Link to Article.

--The state with the highest ratio of eligible voters to electors is Pennsylvania. In PA, there are 436,000 eligible voters per electoral voter. Thus a voter in Wyoming is worth 2.6 times "more" than a voter in Pennsylvania. Who said "one voter, one vote?" More like, "one voter, some kind of vote."

(drafted from kottke)


Mr. Rogers Graffiti


(click pic for larger Neighborhood)
The King in the corner has hella tagz skillz. It's the way Fred would have wanted things.

(on loan from RSS feed from Flickr)

Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages!


Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Fork


(click pic for larger tines)

(scribbled by Monkeyman)

Behind - Trippy New Video by Michel & Oliver Gondry


You can't mistake the style Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) and brother Oliver bring to a video for French musician Laquer.

(thanks to Ann for the link!)

The Grand Poobahs of Funk


(click image for larger Shriner)

I thought it was a page of 'Employee of the Month' photos at first...

Sucker Punch Powers: Activated! Form of: A Knockout!



Ouch.

Defend yourself at all times. (Right click and 'Save As' to download .wmv file. Lots of cursing, put on yer headphones if at work.)

Escher for Real



"The work of M.C. Escher needs no introduction. We have all learned to appreciate the impossibilities that this master of illusion's artwork presents to the layman's eye. Nevertheless, it may come as a surprise for some, but many of the so-called 'impossible' drawings of M. C. Escher can be realized as actual physical objects. These objects will resemble the Escher's drawing, of the same name, from a certain viewing direction. This work below presents some of these three-dimensional models that were designed and built using geometric modeling and computer graphics tools."

(Monkeyman says: Two days of Escher references! w00t!)


(Thanks for the link, Gargulio!)

Monday, September 27, 2004

Movie Posters: Lego Style


(click image for larger guttiwuts)


Some good redos of movie posters here, nice work on the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' poster.

(Another Lego post in one day, you say? That's right, damn it. Count yourself lucky to have witnessed it.)


(lifted from presurfer)

AccessHollywood - Breaking News - Conan Replacing Leno On 'Tonight Show'



"Access Hollywood has learned that after a successful 17-year run, Jay Leno will announce that he is turning over hosting duties of 'The Tonight Show' to his NBC late-night counterpart Conan O'Brien in 2009."

I can't wait to see Triumph on 'The Tonight Show'.

Could I borrow someone’s press pass please?


The booty is up to $6,000 to ask W if he has ever been arrested while you are in a public forum and it gets mentioned on any major News Network.

Why has stuttering John not taken up this challenge?

pilferated via (bounce/bounce)




Lego-Inspired Art: Escher


(click image for larger...image... yeah)

"Andrew Lipson has a special place in his heart for LEGOs. That's a good thing since it leads to these 'Works of the Lego Masters':"


The Lego image is really neat, kudos to the guys who made it.

Also humorous is the whacked out comments on that page that are relevant in no special way to the Lego post. No one will take Tarajee serious if she can't bust out the Spell Checker.

Here's a sample:

Hello every one living on the planet Earth.
Killing of humanbeings is strictly prohibbited by law may be from any religion so far known to humanity. The killers are being traped on some of the planets in space and are being treated likewise. They cannot make a contact with their fellow mates on the earth.They are suffering exactly for the deeds they have comitted here during a life period on earth. The planets of tortures are situated far far away from earth.
No observatory can detect or observe these planets hundered or thousend times more poweful than present ones. This is not a fiction. I can prove it not by preachin any religion but by facts and theories. I have sent so many Emails to
various observatories and organisations but there is no result. will you please contact me.
Posted by: Tarajee at May 13, 2004 01:40 PM

(repo'd from american digest)

Vote Agent Smith


I'm sure Diebold would approve.

(jacked from accordionguy)

The physics of goo: Swimming in snot is fun

collision detection: The physics of goo:

(Still no cure for cancer, but I would love to see a video of the 16 volunteers flopping around in the goop.)

"Back when he was writing the Principia Mathematica, Isaac Newton argued with his pal Chistiaan Hyugens about an interesting question: Would someone swim faster through water or through a thick, viscous goo? Newton bet you'd go slower; Hyugens argued the opposite. Newton decided to put both viewpoints in the Principia, since he couldn't resolve it. There seemed to be no way to test it: Who was going to go to the trouble of constructing a massive tank and filling it with goo?"



"I like deeee MoooOOOoooN!"


(click image for bigger Quizno's ad hopeful)

Crazy looking Photoshop critter from b3ta.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

God Loves...



Wait... wait... let me figure this out...

God Loves:

- Hot Xmas lesbos bearing Valentine's Day greetings from the Almighty?
- Pro-gays with costume fetishes at your local mall?
- Appalachian gays toting moonshine?
- Not the gay scene as a whole, but caters goodwill to those who are down with hardcore pr0n action?



(sliced from flickr)

New Lowbrow Art - Mr. Hooper - Nashville, TN


"The Big Guy" 12x16

Back in August, I posted a link to Mr. (Tim) Hooper's artwork at Ghost Dog Gallery. This past week, Hooper did a search on the Net to see what was linked to/about him. He came across my posting on Snarkyspot.

After a couple of emails, Hooper was nice enough to let me know this morning that he had just finished a new painting (the image above). If you dig his colorful style, visit his site and sign up to his email list for future updates on his new work, etc.

Friday, September 24, 2004

Political Art of Steve Brodner



Beautiful work, definitely pushing the envelope with a unique style.

(borrowed from linkfilter)

Does it really make a difference??


A variety of individuals, including a chimpanzee, will show how easy it is to hack into the actual software that will be used during this year’s election. Does it make a difference that an election could now be bought? Is there much difference from the average voter and a chimpanzee? These age old and pivotal questions I leave for you to answer. I will however say that the built in vote manipulator within the voting software is a little more than fishy.




Thursday, September 23, 2004

C-Mon And Kypski - SH*TTY BUM Flash music video


High coolness factor.

(dipped from Waxy)

Bernard Could See...



(jacked from b3ta)

Tinfoil Hat Alert: BUSH VICTORY COULD FOIL OCCULT PLOT


"I know this is extremely bizarre and distasteful but unfortunately there is solid evidence, which I will present later."

This page has been Tinfoil Hat rated as a Level 4 Kook with a -2 Int.

(conspired from linkfilter)

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Ladies Hardcore Fight on Japanese TV


If you are bittorent-savvy, download this vicious brawl that is part of a Japanese TV show. They start with a couple of slaps, but then it really gets crazy. I am quite sure that the half naked guys surrounding the ring are just concerned citizens. ;)

If you have ever had a hankering to see a woman choke another chick out, here's your chance. American reality TV has a long way to go to match up to this.

(pinched and pummeled from octopusdropkick!)

Man Frolics on Riding Mower, Earns His Bad Self a MUI


"For the second time this year, police in the Metro East area have arrested someone on suspicion of riding a lawn mower while legally intoxicated."

(The above mugshot says it all)


(nabbed from linkfilter)

Pong: The Electro-mechanical Version


(The below snippet is from the website, don't blame me for the funky sentence structure.)

"Pongmechanik is an electromechanical conversion of the classical game Pong. And instead of more realistic graphics, it ever accurately to reproduces the original Pong. The user is hardly changed. However the game breaks open the Black box: What takes place in the computer, becomes again perceptible and comprehensible."

(lifted from Waxy)

Funfurde: gravity lamp


Funfurde: gravity.:
Here's a snippet about it:

"The Gravity from Front is a concept design (at least, I think it's just a concept) for an interactive lamp that reacts to your presence. When you're not in the room, it lays down and goes to sleep. When you enter, it wakes up, stands and turns on to give you light."

What a cool idea, if it isn't just a prototype, I might get one for my workplace.


(pinched from gizmodo and funfurde)

Donald Trump's Dog?


(click image for bigger comb-over)
Maybe he should try a Scooby-Hair-Doo.

(stripped from the net by preach)

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

The Elder Gods of b3ta


(click for larger Unending Torment)

(ripped from b3ta)

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Twenty Underused Yoga Positions.


Here's a few from the list:

Hungry black wallaby

You forgot the lead apron

Draft dodger looking suspicious

Walking on an uneven sidewalk, tripping, making it seem like jogging for a few paces


...and here's the rest of the list.

(sampled from kottke)
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Other popular links at Snarkyspot:
Babe Peeing in Urinal
Hot Sisters
Anna Kournikova in a yellow bikini plays crotch peekaboo
Babes of the Goose: adriana lima victorias secret christmas 2004
Snarkybabes Pics: Britney Spears
Keira Knightley photos
Jessica Alba pics!
Chopper babe - Photos of a bikini girl on a motorcycle at Flickr
Yummy! Two Girls Kissing
Team Photo: Sheer Perfection
daedalsobriquet: so last night i saw motley crue
Scary women of bodybuilding
Yamaha causes 'bumpy irritation'? or "Mama, it burns!!!"
Guy tries to launch bottle rocket from clenched buttcheeks
Twenty Underused Yoga Positions
Hot babe + man boobs = best radio stunt evah!
Black guy's ninja skills are both questionable and painfully funny
White boy rappin': Horrible and funny (mp3s available)
Nympho robot takes political action (stinky Flash anim?)
Hippo eats dwarf
What the hell is wrong with people?!?
Wigger Comix!
Japanese chicks slap the taste from each other's mouths!

My new fighting technique is unstoppable!
Prison Survival Guide
God loves... the gays?
Punch yourself in the face!
When celebrities SNAP: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake battle midget paparazzi!
Biker Fox is ready to come to work!
Stick figure vet loving up on a cow
EA Games management motivational posters
What the hell is wrong with this picture?
Food chain sells 6 lb. hamburger
Spongebob Squarepants pukes!
Who does this baby belong to?
The New Yorker Spins Senate Antics Old Skool

Transformers: A History



"In the beginning, in dimension filled with life energy, called Zone Energy, there was only one Spark (or Lasercore), spawned from primal energies of that plane. The Original Spark (or Lasercore) had the ability to merge with any machine and become its central nervous system in order to ..."

Ok, enough! OMG, my ADD has kicked in big time. One friggin' picture and a buttload of words about the Transformers.

I'll have to read this super-long page in installments.

(transformed from del.icio.us)


Abu Gharib's Party



Sorry, it did make me laugh.

(purloined from b3ta)

Ridiculously Sick Hang Ten Action on Monster Wave!



This WMV movie is seriously impressive, this shot would be great to see on a huge IMAX screen.

(kahuna'd from octopusdropkick!)

Rolf! (the resemblance is uncanny...)


(click image for larger chimp-man-zee)

UPDATE: A guy at my work pointed out that the chimp-thing might be the displaced spawn of the Hawk Man in Flash Gordon:





(swiped from b3ta.com)

Epiphone's Trailer Trash Guitar


"Epiphone Trailer Park Troubadour Airscreamer Guitar
Product (#518267)
$549.00"
:

Insiders say that this guitar might have been used at Britney Spears' latest wedding. For $549, they should include a complimentary tab sheet of 'Dueling Banjos' and a free DVD of
cover.


(boosted from linkfilter)

Monday, September 20, 2004

Mr. T's Webcam!


Whats Wrong with This Picture?


(click the image for larger inbred)

Ah. The irony is delicious.

Wacky Nike Flash Anim Pimps New Shirts



Click here for Corporate Wackiness from NIKE.

Not as funny as the 'End of the World' Flash animated short, but amusing enough to watch.

(boosted from linkfilter)

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Invader Zim: An Interview with Jhonen Vasquez and Rikki Simons



"September 01, 2004 - It's amazing how far a little cult following will go. Post-cancellation interest and strong DVD sales brought Futurama back into popularity and Family Guy back into production. DVD has become the haven for underappreciated shows, and one of the prime examples is Jhonen Vasquez' Nicktoon Invader Zim. "

I love how demented Invader Zim is, Nickelodeon was smart to run it, even if for just a short time. They will make a lot more cash by selling episodes on DVD.

The bittorent savvy can go here to check out an episode or two of Invader Zim. (Need to learn what bittorent is? Go here.)

Is this train l33t?



Don't be fooled by posers to the l33t throne of trainhood, here is t3h real leet-train!!1

(light-fingered from linkfilter)



Saturday, September 18, 2004

"Dude, Join the club!"



"Oklahoma cops pop 'Home Alone' star for pot, pill possession"

The 'bed head' look isn't doing much for him. How about running a comb through that rat's nest?

(arrested from TSG Thanks Thomas J.!)

How to Tell Someone Their Post is Too Long


Fondly remembering days of yore...


When I was but a wee sprout I played my share of D&D and AD&D. I proudly admit that. Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Now with that said, I found it sad that one of the original breakout D&D artist has a terminal illness and is having to auction of all his cool shite from back in the day to pay for medical expenses.

(hoodwinked from bounce/bounce)


Serve your country and get screwed.


It yet another example of Army recruiting hilarity, men of the 3rd Brigade Combat Team were told that they can reenlist for another three years or be sent to Iraq ASAP for a year. Talk about being over a barrel.

(Finagled from mefi)



I am not of this earth.



This guy is truly having fun spewing nonsense out into the universe and watching people react to it in a serious, “I don’t understand what all this means?” manner. Generally, he leaves a member feedback comment that is in some way associated to their EBay name and has nothing to do with the actual EBay sale. He earns a hearty hurrah from Snarkyspot. Here are some of my fav’s:

There's Charlie up ahead 2 clicks. I say we take 'em out. They won't expect it.
warchild ( 1 )


Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
bishop2 ( 204 )


The Pope bought his Pope Hat on eBay. You didn't know that, did u? OUTSTANDING!
bishop ( 193 )


Not sure, but I think you peed on the stuff you sent. My dog keeps smelling it.
moist ( 3 )

Sir, kind sir, I am almost proud to not know you. Learn to spell.
wierdguy ( 1 )

I forbid you to wear the blue sock! HEED MY COMMAND!!!!!
foot ( 334 )

(spacejacked from mefi)



How can we win without him?

If this dude is not forced to go over to Iraq, we are probably going to lose. Who would have thought that the entire “liberation” effort could hang in the balance because of one man? Thank goodness our military has found a clerical error and a loophole that will allow him to be forced into active duty despite him actually serving his commitment to the Army. Hallelujah and yea us!


Friday, September 17, 2004

Politicians in Drag: Jonna Kerry


(click image for bigger tranny)

Another in the series of confused politicians. Since I posted Georgia Bush yesterday, now the Democrats get a little love.

(I think I saw him/her sitting on a barstool in Tijuana in the early 90's...)

Comic Book Artist - Tommy Kovac



tommykovac.com

Tommy is a California based artist who has a variety of books published through Slave Labor Graphics.

Creepy and imaginative.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Politicians in Drag: Georgia Bush


(click image for bigger Bush)

Don't know what website this is from, got this in an email at work.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Random GIS - freestyle



"Oh my. This will hurt when I land...", thought the biker.

Searching for Google images is a great way to pass time, and just typing in a random word (freestyle) brought me the above gem, as well as lots of other bad-ass images.

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