Do You Have Hipsters? by Eric Feezell

I don't have hipsters, but I might have a case of the trotskys. I'm just gonna assume they are the same thing.

"Have you recently found yourself asking any of the following questions?

—Whose fixed-gear bicycle is that in my garage?

—Where do I keep misplacing the charger for my iPod Nano?

—Why are there vast amounts of food mysteriously not missing from my pantry and refrigerator each week?

Yes? Then, chances are, you’ve got hipsters.

Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times. One day, life seems completely normal. The next, you’ve got an anorexic in a train-conductor hat scurrying across your kitchen in the middle of dinner. This, understandably, can be a pretty disconcerting sight." (more at link)

The Morning News - Do You Have Hipsters?, by Eric Feezell