Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced.[McSweeney's Internet Tendency]

Yeah, that's funny. The rest are at the link.

"Buys Drinks for Wolves

Makes Sweet Love to Wolves

Eschews the Calls of Wolves

Goes Nearly a Year Without Seeing Wolves

Runs Into at Safeway and Has Some Explaining to Do to Wolves

Shrewdly Offers Extra Ticket to See Los Lobos at the Fillmore to Wolves"

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced.