'Bad Dates' Stories

She left out the part where she dunked her little bro's head in the toliet to go 'squit hunting'. Or maybe that's a given. More stories at the link.

"Bad Date Story #220
It was prom night, I was all dressed up and had the hottest date. But my little brother decided to play a trick on me, he slipped a laxative into my morning coffee. It didn't really kick in till the late afternoon, just before I left the house (I had attributed the weird stomach cramps to nerves and excitement...). When my date arrived I was lodged on the toilet, unable to leave. All I could hear from my 'seat' was my little brother explaining to my date, that "i had the squits and couldn't come". All I can say is, at least I didn't poop myself... - Anonymous" (more) Dumb.Com - Bad Dates