McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Alternate Endings to Famous Literary Works as Written by a 15-Year-Old With a Grudge.

"Rip Van Winkle
BY WASHINGTON IRVING

After retreating to the woods on a hunting trip, Rip Van Winkle drinks a mysterious potion and falls asleep for 20 years, during which the American Revolution passes him by. When he awakens, he finds that his friend Dan, who can be a real asshole sometimes, has written 'Balls' on his forehead. Then Dan tells everyone at school about it." (more)

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Alternate Endings to Famous Literary Works as Written by a 15-Year-Old With a Grudge.