Porn - Internet Spotlight v2.0 at Something Awful (SFW, if u don't click links in article lolol)

"At a Glance: If the Internet were a planet then pornography would be its America. Pornographic content is the hegemony that spreads and rules wherever it sets foot. Pornography, like America, has a lot of attractive aspects that make people want to love it, but you'll also feel kind of guilty and empty about loving it because America isn't a woman. She can't hug you with her nuclear arms. Just as America has the Deep South, so the Internet's verdant land of free pornography also has its fair share of horror and real depravity. In this very special edition of the Horrors of Porn join us as we take a look at three of the worst video clips the Internet has to offer.

Nations of Origin: U-S-A! U-S-A!

Languages: English.

Sexual Content: Totally uncensored wigs, monkey suits and gigantic papier-mache phalluses." (more) Something Awful