Piano Man's identity unveiled

I had no idea that Billy Joel was a gay.

"Berlin - A mysterious pianist found wandering on an English beach four months ago, triggering a global hunt for clues as to his identity, is a 20-year-old German, the German foreign ministry said on Monday.

A spokesperson said the man, who did not break his silence for months but was dubbed "Piano Man" after playing on a grand piano, is from the southern state of Bavaria and returned home on Saturday.

The ministry refused to provide further details, but in England the Daily Mirror tabloid reported that he had finally told doctors he was a homosexual who had been trying to commit suicide when he was found." (full story at link)