JESUS FUCKING ROCKS

HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS FUCKING ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING FUCKING DUMB! SCREW YOU!

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GODDAMN COOL JESUS IS BECAUSE HE'S GOT THESE SUPER POWERS LIKE LASER EYES AND IF YOU SIN HE WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOUR ASS WITH A LEAD PIPE!

HAHAHA FUCK U SINNER HAHAHA EAT SOME FUCKING LASERS AND JUSTICE

OKAY SO LIKE EASTER IS HERE WITH SOME PUSSY LAME BUNNY THAT HOPS AROUND AND HE'S LIKE "OOH I'M A MAMMAL I HAVE EGGS BUT I SHOULDN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT A PLATYPUS BUT LOOK THEY'RE ALL THESE COLORS AND OH MY GOD EAT CANDY" WELL FUCK YOU BUNNY JESUS COULD KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG LIKE THE MUSLIMS AND HITLER! DIE DIE DIE!

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