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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Eleven holes-in-one in a single round... (or.. Kim Jong-il is full of crap...)

I declare shennanigans on this jackass.

"On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

'All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory,' the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. 'The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often,' he was quoted as saying."
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