The Legend of the Green Dragon: The UnderDark Tavern, Seth the Bard Speaks!

"The UnderDark Tavern
Seth clears his throat and begins:

So a pirate goes into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says, 'You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?'
The pirate replies, 'Yaaarr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!'

With a good hearty chuckle in your soul, you advance on the world, ready for anything!"
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