David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist

How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this country's least talented individuals? There are only three ways.

• Mr. Hasselhoff actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country.
  
• Mr. Hasselhoff has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success.
  
• David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.

  I vote for the latter -- and perhaps, after seeing the facts involved, the rest of the world will agree.
  

The Facts First, the obvious. Add a little beard and a couple of horns -- David Hasselhoff looks like the Devil, doesn't he? And the letters in his name can be rearranged to spell
fad of devil's hash.

What does this mean? Well, Baywatch is David's fad. David is the devil. The Hash is what makes Knight Rider popular in Amsterdam.

(I was actually hoping to make the letters in his name spell out he is of the devil, which would be possible if his middle name was "Ethesis," which it might be. I'm sure his publicist would hide such a middle name if it were true.)

Second -- and most importantly -- David Hasselhoff and his television series were foretold in the Bible. Biblical scholars worldwide may quibble over interpretations, but they all agree on this. For a few telling examples let's skip to the end of the Bible. If any book of the Bible will tell us who the AntiChrist is, it's the Revelation of Saint John, which basically describes the AntiChrist and the Armageddon He causes. I'll just give you the verse, and the current theological interpretation of that verse.-