'War' is hell for Cruise press pack

Tom Cruise must be getting sick of reading those snarky stories about his romance with Katie Holmes.

Despite his public smile, the actor has banished virtually all print reporters - including your humble gossip-slingers - from the New York premiere of his movie "War of the Worlds" tonight.

A Paramount rep says only one print outlet has been deemed housebroken enough to tread the red carpet. Which outlet is that?

"It's nobody's business," the rep told us, though we understand the exclusve has gone to People magazine.

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We have really been tanning his hide over here at SnarkySpot. -preach