Ancient photos prove that people have always been ugly, hairy and fat

It is hard to believe that the Saxons conquered Brittan with nerf swords, but I guess back in the day anything was possible if you had the will.

They might not have been lookers during the battle of Hastings in 1066, but damn they were stylish.

Kingdom of the Emerald Hills

For he to-day that sheds his blood with meShall be my brother;
be he ne'er so vile,This day shall gentle his condition;
Make him a member of the gentry, even if he is a commoner.
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.