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Thursday, May 26, 2005

eBay item 5582390353 (Ends May-27-05 18:45:00 PDT) - WILL LEGALLY CHANGE OUR NAMES TO ANYTHING YOU WISH!!!!!

WILL LEGALLY CHANGE OUR NAMES TO ANYTHING YOU WISH!!!!!
(The guy with the long hair doesn't look as enthused as his spectacled friend...)

"Hi, first of all we would like to let you know that this is like none of the other name changing auctions that have went on ebay...it's time to put an end to this game.......we are not copy cats....we are the real thing...this will by far be known as the most insane name changing auction that will ever be on ebay.

WE WILL CHANGE OUR FIRST, MIDDLE, and LAST name to anything you wish....THE CATCH IS.....

THERE IS NO CATCH!!!

THERE ARE NO LIMITS....NAME US ANYTHING!!

THIS IS THE REAL THING PEOPLE!! FROM JULY 2005-JULY 2007.....OUR NAMES WILL BE WHATEVER YOU WISH THEM TO BE!! WE WANT PEOPLE TO TRUST US ON THIS....THAT'S WHY WE BUILT UP OUR FEEDBACK TO 50 JUST TO MAKE SURE. THIS JULY WE WILL PROVIDE ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO THE WINNING BIDDER SO YOU KNOW THAT OUR NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO WHAT YOU DISIRED. WE'RE TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY WILL CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO WHAT YOU WANT...BUT THEN THEY START LISTING WHAT THEY WON'T BE NAMED...WELL.....IT'S TIME TO MAKE HISTORY PEOPLE.....THE ULTIMATE NAME CHANGING AUCTION IS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! PEOPLE WILL KNOW US BY THESE NAMES AT WORK AND AT SCHOOL.

Winning bidder take your time naming us...remember, you have until JULY....but also for the reason that we are not in any hurry to changing our names.....we can only imagine what somebody will come up with!!

FOR SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY"



More power to them. If I was stupid and rich enough to win the bidding, I would dub one of them 'Gobble Dee Knobble' and the other 'Stinky Butt Cheddar'. Or something like that. Hurry up, bidders! Less than a day left, and the bids are already up to $1,325!

(Thx for the link, Barry M.!)
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