Dutch woman diagnosed with human mad cow disease, grows horns, destroys various china shops

"A Dutch woman was diagnosed with human mad cow disease, the authorities said Thursday. This is reportedly the first case in Netherlands.

It's believed that the woman acquired the disease so called variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (vCJD) eating tainted beef.

In the UK alone, there might be 3000 cases of vCJD without any symptoms. In the U.S., a 27-year old woman died from vCJD, who is believed to have contracted vCJD from a trip to England where the mad cow disease was more popular than anywhere else in the world.

There is no cure for this brain wasting disease."

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Mad cow disease is popular? Whatever. I bet no one asked it to the prom in high school.
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