FECAL NEWS, YO!: Mail order chickens!

(... a little overdone?...)

They will match you with your ideal chicken. I give the website design eggs-actly 4 out of 5 soft boiled eggs.

For the record, that's an eggs-ellent score. Seriously. Can you feel the EGGS-CITEMENT?

BEEE-KAAAAAWW!! BUK BUK BUK...

(...ok... I'm done now.. EGGS-IT stage left...)
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