Unit Fondled, Teen Arrested, Margarine Ruined - the green rabbit - spreading disinformation since '04 :: updated every thursday

"Tommy says it all started when he saw his high-school crush Naomi Hunters working at the cash. “She’s a real hottie”, says Tommy. “I couldn’t contain myself (and) when I saw that margarine I just had to do it.” Naomi says she’s flattered and disgusted by all this. “But mostly disgusted”, she adds.

Bill Simpson sees it differently though. “If somebody wants to slap a big handful of margarine on their unit and pleasure themselves that’s fine with me, but it’s my job to make sure it’s Imperial margarine on their unit and not some cheap store brand.”"

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HAHAHA! Fake news is greatness.

(Land O' Lake'd from Mefi)
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