glassdog - "I use Jesus to cover up the cat pee!" (Christ scented candles? wtf?)

"I know, I know, your house stinks. You left something in the crisper, the garbage hasn’t been emptied all week, the dishes in the sink are growing mold and the dog left something by the backdoor you can’t quite identify.

Wouldn’t it be better if your house smelled like Jesus?"

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This is another one of those weird things I've seen posted on several sites. Apparently Jesus smelled vaguely of flowers and cinnamon. The South Dakota couple that makes them charges $18 a pop (ugh, that just gave me a weird mental image) and call the holy light source His Essence. Something is very wrong about that, sorta like that joke about 'Cream of Sum Yung Gai'.

The 'ick' factor is strong in this product, but I bet people are buying it in droves, wafting the scent of the Lord all about them. Is it appropriate to be lounging in a hot tub sipping cognac with these candles burning around you?
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