The BioDiesel Diaries: In the Beginning, there was a car that wouldn't start

"My car wouldn't start one night when I was taking my roomate to go bitch-slap some ho for hooking up with her boyfriend. She was upset and so was I....my Camry wouldn't start. The most reliable, no-nonsense car in existence. It's hardly a car. You hardly have to think to operate it. It's like a magical moving machine. So I was pissed and my roomate was almost going to bitch-slap me if I didn't bring her somewhere to unleash her anger. Anyway, that's another blog entirely.
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I've always been intrigued and I knew that BioDiesel can work fine in any diesel engine with little or no modification. I read website after website, assuring me of the benefits of BioDiesel. Such as:

* Cleaner burning for the air, reducing CO2, greenhouse gas, and other toxic emmissions
* It actually cleans your engine because of it's solvent properties
* It supports domestic agriculture, so we can stop fighting over there
* Versatile! It can be made from any vegitable oil, virgin or reused
* It diverts fryer oil, like from fast-food restaurants from the waste stream
* It's biodegradable, so no worries with oil spills destroying any more Alaskan ecosystems
* It's an alternative solution for when our petroleum supply depletes
* AND best of all! It smells like French Fries when it comes out of your exhaust rather than that choking NOxious smell you get from burning petroleum"

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Compulsive misspelling of 'vegetable' aside, sounds like a nifty 'realiblog' documentary.


"I love the smell of freedom fries in the morning. Smells like... victory."