Joke - Star Wars is better with pants - A collection of lines from star wars that are better if you substitute a word for pants

"23.Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24.I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25.You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought."

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These are pretty funny, sort of like the riff of adding 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookie pronouncements. See the link for #22 - #1.

(stolen from darren barefoot)