Students Told Stripping Is Career Choice

"SAN FRANCISCO - School officials in Palo Alto are reconsidering their use of a popular speaker for an annual career day after he advised middle school students that they could earn a good living as strip dancers."

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What? What? I don't see the problem here.

If over-reacting ninnies would stop worrying about 'learning important things like physics, music, and science' and start training kiddos now on value-added things like bumping and grinding, think about how good they'll be when they quit school at 17 to whore themselves out in Vegas? C'mon, this is a new economy, they can't outsource pole dancing. Priorities, people. Priorities.

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