Hum - a blog written by a dog

"Thiss haf bin 1 viry skirry yir 4 me. Thatt bebe lirn 2 walk and talkk and naw hi yills at mi 2 git outt ef hiss wey. Hi iss alwiy pritindingg that thir is a kiddee or 1 rabbitt en thi houss and thatt skirs mi su mush. Thir wass 1 squerril in thi attick and thatt frik mi out. Butt I didd git allat ef nas emmals frem peepil andd I didd git 2 snik sem trits outt ef thi garbij. Thatt wes nas. Nist yir I hup laf wel natt bi su harbil. Tefne is mekking NOO YIR RISSLUSHINNS. Shi wans 2 lus wait andd haf ANATHIR HARBIL BEBE. Hir R my noo yir rissilushins."

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LOFL. Once you mentally adjust to the retard-like jive, it's really funny.