Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas review by jeff k!!!!!!

"helo it has been a log LONG TIEM sence I haev updated my webpaeg with qualiety informatian about games and BUSTEN CAPS IN A NIGGAS ASS hahaahahahahaha becuase I was in jail serving hard tiem for a bustah!!!!! hahahaha just kidding I haev been studdying a long tiem because of BECUASE I AM BECOMEING STREET SMART SO I CAN WORK AT SONY MAKEING EVARQUEST GAMES ABOUT ELF TRAINS. Jerrys mom had a heart atack becuase shes a fat sow and her son inhales porridge for a dead man's hand on a summar's eve so she had a heart atack when her heart says 'NO MORE!!!' LIEK IN TAHT MOVIE WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ WHERE SHE WAS STUCK ON TEH CEILING AND BEAT HER HUSBAN TO DEATH FOR BEING A MIGHTY GOOD MAN!!! so jeery and I had to goes to teh hospital to see her and bring her a beautifull bouquet of memories FIT FOR A KING. she is betar now but who knows if her haert will get fat and explodes again I dont and Im a doctor hahahahhaa I am just kiding I am not a doctar I am a lover"

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LOFL. I love Something Awful. Hit the link to check out the rest of this freshy fresh game review.