deviantART: sweet dreams, sweetheart.. by *inmyroom

The sun has drawn its curtains,
the stars dance in the sky,
as butterflies kiss your sweet forehead,
I sing this lullaby.

The wind sighs in careless breezes,
and flowers fade away,
rest on feather pillows,
watch white sheets turn to grey.

Please rest well my lover,
I pray this slumber will not end,
as I’ll tiptoe through the hallway,
and fuck your hot best friend.

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Found this on deviantArt today, made me laugh. I love O'Henry endings.