eBay item - Virgin Mary Cheese Nativity Scene Hotdog Smokies

Okay, I'm sure you may think this is lengthy enough and you get the point, so here is a description of what you will get and what you won't get when you bid on this once in a lifetime chance to own a one only nativity scene made of weiners!

It will come with:

5 sheep heads and toothpick legs, baby Jesus head, 3 wise men heads, Joseph head, and last but not least the Virgin Mary head. I will also include the wooden manger which is brand new and worth lots more than I paid for it. So bid very high. And one more thing I will include, some hand written instructions on how to assemble your new weiner nativity scene at no extra charge, but of great value to someone.

It will not come with:

Weiners, hot dogs, cocktail smokies, egg, cheese, or the toast. Unless you make arrangements for local pickup!
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The world is full of dumbness. I think the egg with the star on the roof of the Nativity barn is a nice touch.