Are Goth girls really easy?

(click pic for possibly NSFW goth cemetary spank-o-rama)

Well, it seems as though scientific evidence has been unearthed, via the marvel that is the interweb, that indeed the headline is true.

Goth girls seem to be easy, especially if you have a casket handy.

To hear the evidence surf over and listen to Lesbian Bed Death.

As is the case when any of the more mysterious questions of life are answered, it just tends to invoke a couple of new questions that are even more mysterious.

1. Why is a band with “Lesbian” in the title made up of guys?
2. How did goth girls get this reputation in the first place?