Redneck Neighbor

Redneck Neighbor:

(Note: I saw this a loooong time ago on the web, but it is time to dust this gem off for another showing. The following snippet sets it up quite nicely.)

"Background:

My neighbors moved into the house next to ours in October 1997. It’s a brand new neighborhood with new houses. Everyone’s house looks beautiful but that’s about to change. The new neighbors seem like normal people until shortly after they move in (more later).

First, let me say that my redneck neighbor is not destitute or under-privileged. The guy owns a business, drives VERY nice new cars, he just doesn’t care about his house. In order to protect the ignorant, we’ll call him John Doe # 8 or JD8 for short."

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