British Royalty Joke

Queen Elizabeth and Princess Di were out driving in the family Bentley
when they were overtaken by highwaymen. The thieves demanded all their
jewels, but the ladies insisted that they weren't wearing any. After
searching them, the thieves decided to settle for the car, and left. As
the Queen and Princess were walking back to Buckingham palace, the Queen
asked Di, "Weren't you wearing a diamond ring when we left?" Di said
"Yes I was. But when I saw the thieves, I hid it up my... well, you
know. But weren't you wearing that sapphire necklace Prince Philip gave
you?" The queen answered "Yes, but when I saw the thieves, I put it up
my...well, you know." They walked a little further and the queen added
"It's a shame we didn't have Princess Margaret with us; we could have
saved the Bentley!"