Middle-Earth MadLib 8 ::: The Barrow-Downs

Here's my stab at it, try your own!: "MadLib #7
23 September 2000

Sam sees a ????

To his astonishment and terror, and lasting delight, Sam saw a large shape crash out the trees and come careening down the slope. large as a stoplight, much larger than a stoplight, it looked to him, a blue-clad moving hairdresser. Fear and wonder, maybe, enlarged him in the hobbit's eye, but the sperm whale of Harad was indeed a beast of large bulk, and the likes of him does not walk now in Middle-Earth; his kin that live still in latter days are but memories of his girth and majesty. On he came, straight towards the watchers, and then swerved aside in the nick of time, passing only a few yards away, rocking the ground beneath their feet: his large legs like trees, enormous sail-like fingers spread out, long weenie upraised like a large feltch monkey about to strike, his small red eyes raging. His upturned butthole were bound with bands of brown and dripped with blood. His trappings of commie pink and brown flapped about him in wild tatters. The ruins of what seemed a very post office lay up his heaving back, smashed in his furious passage through the woods; and high upon his taint still desperately clung a small figure - the body of a small ferret, a giant among ferrets. "

(thanks for the link, Gargulio!)