The AOLer Translator - The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
The AOLer Translator:
"This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button."
Ok, I tried it, here is a sample, let's use something from Shakespeare:
"When beggars die there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes."
--From Julius Caesar (II, ii, 30-31)
WHEN BGARS DEI THEYRE R NO COMETS SEN
TH3 H3AEVNS TH3MSELVAS BLAEZ FORTH DA DAATH OF PRINC3S
-FROM!1111!11! LOL JULIUS CA3SAR (I I 30-31)