The AOLer Translator - The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

The AOLer Translator:

"This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button."

Ok, I tried it, here is a sample, let's use something from Shakespeare:

"When beggars die there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes."

--From Julius Caesar (II, ii, 30-31)

Translated:

WHEN BGARS DEI THEYRE R NO COMETS SEN
TH3 H3AEVNS TH3MSELVAS BLAEZ FORTH DA DAATH OF PRINC3S

-FROM!1111!11! LOL JULIUS CA3SAR (I I 30-31)