"Today I recorded a bunch of different voices sounding really interested in what a telemarketer would be offering." (link to mp3) - creative bastard

"It's one of those slow days today. A little while ago I put together a little application on our phone system so that when a telemarketer calls in, I can transfer them to this extension and annoy the hell out of them. I thought about it a bit more and decided to make it a little more interesting, so I can get them to hold on the line as long as possible. Today I recorded a bunch of different voices sounding really interested in what a telemarketer would be offering. Have a listen:"

creative bastard