Imagining the Tenth Dimension | MetaFilter

"Greetings Earthlings. I am Sparx of what you might call the 'Puppy Love Dimension'. I have crossed the multiverse at right angles to bring warning. The arrival of our ancient adversaries from the 'Savings Dimension' to your humble plane of existence is imminent! They have already conquered eight of the 10 dimensional constructs, with their fearsome false prophecies of a fast approaching 'Rainy Day'. Your only chance is to spazz out at your parents' lack of understanding of your forlorn hope that you can create a lasting relationship of unparalled epic romance with that cute strawberry-blonde in HomeRoom. That is all.

posted by Sparx at 3:36 PM PST on July 4"

Imagining the Tenth Dimension | MetaFilter