Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume. Knob goes to 11.

"MOO!" (bang)

"Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as 'cacophonous' by witnesses.

The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, 'I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot.' According to Zipelli, 'It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’'" (more) Hearing Loss News and Articles: Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume