Robot camel jockeys deal blow to underage child slave market

"In yet another blow to the under age job market, male child slave camel jockeys are being replaced by robot camel jockeys on the Qatar camel racing circuit.

The camel racing industry supports upwards of 40,000 young boys, some as young as 4 years old. These boys can look forward to a life of being starved before each race and a retirement at the ripe old age of 10. Upon retirement they are able to branch out into such lucrative careers as stable boys, street urchins and the ever popular child prostitute.

Our roving reporter caught up with Saeed, the leader of the Child Slave Camel Jockeys (CSCJ) Union, Chapter 4075. Saeed says he entered the world of purchased flesh for the entertainment of over rich Sheiks and Abdullah’s at the tender age of 4." (more at link)

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