Corporate Gibberish Generator on AndrewDavidson.com

"Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click 'Generate' to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)"

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Nice. Here's an example:

We here at Snarkyspot think we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to enhance transparently. We will repurpose the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365, customized, front-end reality-based, social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365, value-added Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary, short-term or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with new schemas? Do you have a strategy to become granular? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The schemas factor is cross-media. Think user-centric, affiliate-based. Think impactful, mission-critical, virtual. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-visionary. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation?

(gobblety-gooked from J-Walk)
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