mtv.com - Powerlifter Suspended For Dirty Dancing In His Prom Dress

"If anything, school administrators should have suspended Kerry Lofy for crimes against fashion.

The six-foot tall, 185 pound senior at Lake Geneva Badger High in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, thought it would be funny to show up to his prom on
Saturday in a slinky dress, but when he started droppin' it like it's hot, administrators pulled the plug on his cross-dressing goof.

According to The Associated Press, the 18-year-old member of the school's track, skiing, soccer and powerlifting teams was slapped with a $249 ticket for disorderly conduct, suspended for three days and banned from his final track meet over the incident.

The school's district administrator said the harsh penalties weren't just for the dress, but also because Lofy was dancing in a 'sexually suggestive' manner, according to the police report on the incident." (full article @ link)

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Did he hit someone with his pickle? C'mon, he was just goofing, unless he was humping on the principal's wife or something.
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