eBay item 6531444798 (Ends May-17-05 09:56:50 PDT) - KENNY CHESNEY FLOOR TICKETS DALLAS 5/14 FRONT ROW (A)
"INTERESTED IN GOING TO KENNY CHESNEY IN DALLS MAY 14TH
I HAVE GREAT SEATS; SECTION 13 ROW A SEATS 7,8
CATCH MY ATTENTION AND WE'LL GO TOGETHER (no expense for you)
HERE IS A LITTLE DESCRIPTION ABOUT MYSELF
I can be best described like a cocktail recipe.
~ The Bryan Cocktail ~
Needed: strainer shaker and blender
One shot of naughtiness and sweet-temper
Two cups of livin’ laughin’ and lovin’ with passion
One jigger of style and Cowboy fashion
Add one “Unwound” George Strait Fan
Stir in a “Real Bad Boy But A Real Good Man”
Mix with puppy-love and romancin’
Add a hankering for dirty dancin’
Blend with soapy conversations
Puree with Old School Qualifications
Add a splash of trustworthiness
And one dash of thoughtfulness
Shake strain and souse in a chilled glass
Freckle the top with sass
Wet entangled flavors that free your desire without
a hangover
A tasty affection that snuggles you like a wrapped
Russell Stover
bottoms up…
I am interested in taking a woman of comparable flavor to THE KENNY CONCERT! She should wish to get buzzed on the above cocktail ;)"
Looking for a 'woman'. Yeah. Right.
Looking for a beard in all the wrong plaaaaceesss....
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