Cynical-C Blog Archives - How to turn on a lightsaber

"When you turn on the lightsaber (*see important safety tips), you will notice the blade rapidly extending to its set length. You can adjust the length using the blade length adjusting knob. The lightsaber blade will make a distinctive sound that is typical of an arc wave energy field. You will also feel a gyroscopic effect in the handle, which again is a distinctive characteristic of the arc wave blade. This gyroscopic effect can take some getting used to, so be sure to handle any active lightsaber with extreme care until you are completely familiar with its feel and handling."

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I can turn on a lightsaber by donning my swankest smoking jacket, buying it a few drinks and telling it how pretty it's eyes are.
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